MR. BOWLING (AKA CRAZY BOSS) IS WATCHING "CITY HOSPITAL" WITH HIS FRIEND SCAB WALLOWS (AKA CRAZY STRIKE-BUSTER)

(PLEASE SUPPLY YOUR OWN NAUSEATING SOAP OPERA MUSIC FOR THIS OPENING SCREEN) (AND PLEASE IGNORE ALL TUNING KNOBS ON THE TELEVISION EXCEPT THE "NEXT" KNOB. SCAB'S TV IS GETTING OLD...)