Hey, get a load of this. I have in my posession four of the most embarrasingly awful things I have ever created. They are full-color acrylic paintings on paper, but they are terrible. Sorry, no samples available here - if you think I'm putting these black sheep on public display, you are not grasping the supremely hideous nature of them. I'm not kidding. They're bad.

Now, think of the fun you'll have receiving one of these pieces of "art" and at once feeling pity for me, yet gloating in your own superiority over anyone who could birth such a monstrosity.

Your price - $10, which will be applied toward the tuition of an assistance dog. (Please note: although I am a habitual and unrepentant prankster and smart-aleck, this is not a joke. This money really will be used to educate a puppy).

Here's how it works:

1.E-mail lasagnalagna at yahoo dot com (to make sure they're not all gone)

2. If available, I will send you my address (if not, I'll let you know)

3. Send me a self-addressed 9x12 stamped envelope (If you don't mind me folding the art, you can send a regular #10 envelope - trust me, I'll be GLAD to damage it for you!)

4. Wait patiently

5. Receive your shockingly bad image

6. Laugh at me