WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE:

One Official Regulation YEAHBUTT child-rearing tool, carefully cushioned in a bed of soft absorbent toilet tissue

One Certificate of Limited Edition Authenticity, numbered and signed by Mark Martin and Sculptor Rick

One Genuine YEAHBUTT shipping carton, hand-addressed to you and hand-stamped with the World's Only YEAHBUTT rubber stamp, protected by intellectual property copyright laws of the United States Government

YEAHBUTTS begin shipping October 1, 2006.

Years from now you will be able to buy imitation YEAHBUTT knockoff toys for $2 on every street corner. They'll be as common as dirt! But your Genuine First Edition hand-crafted hand-painted YEAHBUTT toy will remain forever on your knick-knack shelf and forever in your heart, more priceless than diamonds or gold.